Why must we hinder natural selection?

By RobertKuhl

Natural selection is a pretty basic idea. The genetic variations that come with each generation is used to make the species stronger /faster /smarter, ect.

Those who are not fit are weeded out, and those that do survive better the species as a whole.

Now, when it comes to lions, they must rely on their stealth, their claws & teeth, and their strength. The Gazelle must rely on it's clairvoyance and their speed. The human, we must rely on our opposable digits and our brains.

But some jackass got it into his head that people dying is a bad thing...

Some of the stupidest shit has been made into law to keep idiots alive.

First, fucking warning labels.

On a batman costume cape "Caution: Cape does not enable wearer to fly"

Since when could batman fly, even if he could, its not because of some fucking piece of cheap ass cotton-poly blend tied to his fucking shoulders.

On a stick of roll on deodorant: "Do not apply to eyes"

What kind of genetic deviant put deodorant in his eye? How fucking smelly do you have to be to need BO juice for your eyes?

On a hair dryer: "Do not use in the shower."

Well, I don't know how fucking busy or strapped for time you may be, but if you can't separate the idea of getting your hair wet, then drying it out, you should reconsider entering society

On a Curling Iron: "Do not stick in any orifice"

There's kinky, then their just plain sick, sticking a hot rod into an orifice is crossing the line, and why should anyone care if you fuse your "lips" together? Fuck no...

Those warning labels for little parts on toy's bother me, too. Hey, in the words of George Carlin, "The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn't live to have kids of his own." Deal with it...

Well, that's not the end of it, either. The fucking laws that are inplace to keep dumasses alive and polluting the gene-pool.

Speed limits: Hey, if you can't handle going 90 miies an hour on a highway, don't get on one. If you can't handle it on the streets, then use a fucking bus, or gasp walk somewhere!

Seatbelt laws: If i decide to go down the fucking freeway at 110, and don't want to wear a seat belt, then I deserve to die! If you don't get the basic concept of inertia launching you from your Corolla like a dumb-ass cannonball, then

  1. Why are you still alive ?
  2. Why do you have a licence to drive?
Helmet laws: Along the same line as seat belt lines. If you are dumb enough to to crash your bicycle / motorcycle, and you don't want to protect your dome, then at least your giving a paramedic a job, scrapping you skull off the pavement...

Drug laws: Getting stoned fucks your brains. So what? If you're mindless enough to smoke crack, then you don't have much to deteriorate, and you don't deserve to have money.

Public health campaigns ads. Shit, not only do I know that smoking, drugs, alcohol, etc. are bad for me, but now you're paying celebrities to tell idiots that little bit of obviousness.

Stupid people do stupid things, when they do stupid things and die, they can't have kids. This would act as a sort of chlorine for the gene pool. Sure, some lower order creatures may die, but the water is better for it...

Jigokusabre


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